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How often do You feel trapped by
super-small marketing budgets, get yourself in
over your head –
drowning from a total lack of
experience, get crushed by
pressure of everyone
in the office expecting your performance to be
way beyond
reasonable expectations, and you know that everything (
even your job!) is riding on your
success or failure
with the next marketing campaign?


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I Wrote The Direct Mail Survival Guide
For Beginners Like You

If you find yourself in the same position I was in a few years ago – then the Direct Mail Survival Guide will be an invaluable asset in your arsenal of marketing manuals and guides. From the moment the first postcard mailing was mentioned at the marketing department meeting, I was afraid that I was in way over my head. Through some very late nights of research, and a lot of hard work with little guidance I proved that we could at least break even on the experiment.

After the postcard was designed, printed, and mailed I spent several sleepless nights worrying that vacation rental owners would be angry over the discount on their rental unit, worrying that past guests would even glance at the offer, and worrying that my job was hanging in the balance due to the success or failure of the first direct mail campaign I ever ran. In the end the postcard mailing was a huge success for the vacation rental company – and one of my greatest personal achievements!

But I can tell you honestly that I would have saved myself so much time, frustration, and fear if the Direct Mail Survival Guide had been in my possession before I even proposed the postcard mailing at that life changing marketing meeting. Do yourself a favor and invest in the Direct Mail Survival Guide. Buy a copy for yourself, or for a co-worker. Get a copy for the company and share it with the entire office.

Before you trust a man, you must see where
he’s been – and learn what he knows…


Moving to Jackson Hole Wyoming
On a cold, dark, winter night, near the end of January 2001, my plane landed in the frozen high alpine town of Jackson Hole Wyoming. I had just $500 in my pocket – and all I owned was stuffed into a hiker’s backpack. It was Thursday - Monday morning I was required to report for work at my new job. The vacation rental agency I worked for had a miniscule 2% marketing budget! And we were expected to produce miracle response rates and incredible return on investment.

Recommending the First Postcard Mailing
(or Death By Committee)

I gathered enough courage at a marketing meeting to recommend a postcard mailing. The estimated costs of the postcard design creation, list clean up and standardization, postcard printing, and mailing expenses would stretch the entire marketing budget close to going broke! There was a lot riding on the success – or failure – of the postcard campaign. Not the least of which – was my job.

Mailing the Postcard Was the Easy Part!
Just a week after the last postcard was mailed – the first call came in. I heard the reservation specialist speaking clearly into her headset, “Oh! You received one of our postcards?” Springing to my feet, I ran through a maze desks crammed in the small office. Behind the reservation specialist, I listened – and – held my breath. Arms crossed over my chest, one hand raised to my mouth as I bit my fingers with fear! Would the guest book a reservation?

 

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But was it a Huge Success?
As she thanked the caller for their time, and hung up the phone – the entire office it seemed on pins and needles! We had all gathered around her desk, anticipating the outcome of the call. The tension in the room was thick as the young woman spun her chair around to meet my anxious stare… “Well? What did they say? That caller got one of the postcards, right? What did they say?!”

“The caller booked a five night stay in one of our homes for a huge ski vacation with his entire family! He said the deal on the postcard was something that he and his wife just could not pass up. They love Jackson Hole so much, and dreamed of returning. Your postcard was the tipping point they needed to make their vacation plans!”

And the Phone Rang Again…
– and reservation specialists darted back to their desks to answer the incoming calls. Phone call after phone call, reservations continued to pour in over the next several weeks! The new postcard was a huge success which paid for itself with just two reservations. Everything after that was pure profit! What an incredible experience to have as a way to break into the direct mail marketing industry.

Now Was The Time To Move On...
... to success from there. After Jackson Hole Wyoming I took a position with an International List Broker & Data Cleansing company located in Seattle, Washington. Following that I was asked to join a small company in my hometown which produced Variable Data Direct Mail! In time, I started Poor Irishman Internet Marketing as a way to join Internet Marketing and Direct Mail Marketing. They are perfect partners many businesses use successfully with multi-channel marketing campaigns. The future looks very exciting as Poor Irishman Internet Marketing, and our Direct Mail Division serves clients around the world.
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Do You feel trapped by
super-small marketing budgets?
As a small business owner, independent professional, novice marketing assistant, or inexperienced first-time direct mail marketer you are probably trapped by the same super-small marketing budget that frustrates and kills creativity and success! Everyone believes that the more money you throw at a problem, the faster the problem will go away. But that thinking is totally wrong, and causes many people to have a terrible first time experience with direct mail marketing. Before throwing hundreds of dollars away on a super expensive campaign that will likely fail – invest first in the Direct Mail Survival Guide and build your understanding of the foundational principles that will carry your first direct mail marketing campaign to great success!

 


Are you drowning – in over your head
from a
total lack of experience?
Everyone starts at the bottom and works their way to the top. Unfortunately, some people never invest in their knowledge & understanding of the principles that dictate the success & failure of their industry! In the end, those people struggle for years and years – often drowning in their lack of experience. Over time they pull down whole marketing departments by wasting years of effort, and thousands of dollars in unnecessary costs on failed direct mail marketing campaigns. Stop treading water in an ocean of experienced sharks that are waiting to rip your direct mail campaign to shreds! Accept this offer to invest in the Direct Mail Survival Guide like a Coast Guard rescue team pulling you to safety.

 


Do you feel crushing pressure from
everyone expecting you to perform
way beyond reasonable expectations?
Listening to the endless criticism at the water cooler every morning… Feeling tense nervousness during boardroom meetings in the afternoon… Wiping away beads of sweat rolling down your face as you work late into the night trying to make the campaign work… This is No Way for you to live as a marketing professional! You are wasting time and effort on a direct mail campaign you have no business creating without first understanding the rules of the game. Save yourself the embarrassment, anxiousness, and heartache of a failed direct mail campaign by picking up a copy of the Direct Mail Survival Guide!

 

Are you fearful that everything
(even your job!) is riding on
your success or failure
with the next marketing campaign?

Finally, it has come to this! Rising from your small desk, in the corner of a cramped office (* note the lack of any window or real view), you walk with your head down toward your bosses office. The direct mail campaign you sunk thousands of dollars into – not to mention weeks of sleeplessness and anguish – was dropped in the mail six weeks ago. The only problem with your direct mail campaign – were the pitiful, horrible, non-existent responses! Not a single call, not a single reply, not even a “Return To Sender” mail piece was returned. What a miserable, terrible, awful failure… and now it will cost your job. But before you get canned, head to your assistant’s desk and recommend he buy a copy of the Direct Mail Survival Guide so that maybe one of you can walk around with some dignity and success.

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YOU REALLY HAVE
TO ASK YOURSELF…

 

  • Would you reach new levels of professional success – and personal achievement – by discovering the powerful secrets of how the billion dollar Direct Mail industry really works?

  • What could it mean for you to understand why Direct Mail matters – now, more than ever - to the success of your company?

  • What will all of your hard work & effort; your investment in design, printing, & mailing costs result in if you fail to follow the Top Ten Rules of Direct Mail marketing?

  • Do you feel the despair & frustration of failure because you lack the understanding of How To Get Your Phones Ringing Off The Hook?

  • Where would your cash flow & profit margins be when you are able to get more from your Direct Mail campaigns?

  • Are you taking advantage of multi-channel marketing through the use of email, or do you still lack the know-how to Design for Email Marketing?

  • Can you, without failure or delay, locate the most effective Direct Mail and Email Marketing Lists for your promotions?

  • Does it benefit you to make the most of every marketing dollar by stretching them further with creative methods that are proven to boost response rates, double conversion rates, and fuel exponential list growth?

  • How much more energy, time, and attention will you waste is searching for the most effective, highly targeted Consumer, Business, and Response mailing lists for your direct mail campaign?

Buy the Direct Mail Survival Guide now, and
your first direct mail marketing campaign will succeed!

P.S. – Here’s a photo of the FIRST Postcard
that launched my career in multi-channel marketing!

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